she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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