the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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