He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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