Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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