I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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