i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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