I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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