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• (951): View more from California

  I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Go back and try to find another to go home with.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol

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