if you like me you must not know who I am
one two three fourrrrnication!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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