Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dick very happy bro
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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