They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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