I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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