shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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