I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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