Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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