Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
