Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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