Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have demons in me.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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