I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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