Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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