it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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