whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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