ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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