Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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