idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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