quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You have to summon your inner elephant
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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