How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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