while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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