i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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