I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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