ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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