North Korea, Best Korea!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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