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I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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