all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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