just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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