My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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