Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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