I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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