So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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