My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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