Porn is love you can see.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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