It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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