are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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