What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
God, I missed his penis.
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