Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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