She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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