: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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