My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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