Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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