Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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